THE OXFORD BILL OF FACETIME ETIQUETTE

What is the social etiquette regarding FaceTime video chats on the new iPhone? Having just acquired my own iPhone4, I’ve been eager to try it out, but truthfully over the few weeks I’ve had mine, I’ve only used FaceTime twice.  And thats not because of the “WiFi Only” restriction… it’s mainly because I’m not sure if it’s socially acceptable to “Drop a FaceTime” on someone when you haven’t agreed on it previously.  Somehow it feels like stopping over at someones house un-invited…  I’m afraid I’ll catch them on the toilet, or in various states on undress, or with a mouthful of food.  As a result of my sense of fear and pure ignorance, I have avoided FaceTime.

In response to this conundrum, I would like to propose THE OXFORD BILL OF FACETIME ETIQUETTE.  This Bill is a work in progress, I may make amendments to it as time goes on (feel free to suggest your own.)

We, iPhone 4 users, on this day of July 19, 2010 hear-by resolve…

FIRST AMENDMENT

When initiating a FaceTime video chat, always send a preemptive text-message requesting permission beforehand.

SECOND AMENDMENT

When calling a friend who’s house I would stop by un-announced , NO pre-emptive text message is needed.

THIRD AMENDMENT

Only attempt to contact professional contacts and associates via FaceTime during regular business hours.

FOURTH AMENDMENT

FaceTime use in any bathroom (public or private) is strictly Prohibited.

FIFTH AMENDMENT

If you are in a public place, don’t film people you don’t know who may be sitting behind/near you.

SIXTH AMENDMENT

Hold the camera steady if you walk-and-talk so the other caller doesn’t get motion-sickness.

Any other thoughts? additions? experiences?