13 May 2009

CHESTER FRENCH: VIP Experiences

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So yeah yeah yeah, CNN is running an article on why these dudes are  the smartest kids in pop music. But what I’m really interested in is whether or not the VIP Packages listed for purchase on their website are legit or not.   Allow me to elaborate…

In addition to being able buy their athletically-themed album off their website, you can also inquire about a limited number of experiences with the band. 

ENDURANCE Packages ($250) where you get to work-out with the band (“You spot them, They spot you.”) followed by a game of 2-on-2 b-ball.

Not to be out done: THE SLUMBER PARTY Package Slumber Party Package: $874.36 (Limited to 5 packages). When Chester French is in town for a gig they will sleep over at your house. You must provide sleeping bags and cartoon-themed pillowcases. D.A. and Max wake up before everyone else and make your family bacon and eggs for breakfast.  Chester French dedicates a song to you at their concert.

And finally, the AFRICAN SAFARI Package: $75,000 (Unlimited packages).

Un-bah-lievable.  I’m a little curious, a little nervous, and very entertained.

3 Responses to “CHESTER FRENCH: VIP Experiences”

  1. Jonathan Strauss says:

    So . . . when are you going to invite them over to cook you breakfast?

  2. JOxford says:

    Right after I buy some cartoon pillowcases! Lol

  3. Brandon says:

    brilliant idea

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